ITEM #: SCP-99999
"THE BLACK MAN"
OBJECT CLASS: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-99999 is to be sealed in its' chamber at all times. It must be watched at all times, and a guard must always never masturbate near its presents. No one is allowed to ride or enter SCP-99999's containment chamber due to its incredibly gay nature. Instead, a mechanical "fun" device is to be used; it provides "hours of fun" .Because SCP-99999 is highly gay, it is to be given Class D as "Prey" if you get what i'm saying, on a daily basis in order to satiate its gay needs. At 12:00 midnight; on the 31st of every October, SCP-99999 MUST be contained in an shoe box. This is important in order to [DATA REDACTED] and alleviate its gay outbursts. In the case of a breakout, every male must be locked away; no exceptions. A specialized team of lezz girl units will be dispatched to contain SCP-99999, moving it to a temporary holding cell until further notice.
Description: SCP-99999 is a large Gay black man. It's [DATE REDACTED] is 4 meters long, the body weighs around 700 Kilograms; making it one of the largest SCPs in the [DATE REDACTED] Facility. SCP-99999 has a sleek black coat of dick hair. its cell is always covered by a white, sticky liquid. SCP-99999's eyes are a luminescent blue; which seems to dimly light the dark chamber it inhabits. SCP-99999 has 9 [DATE REDACTED]; each presumed to cause the subject to become gay if grabbed. SCP-99999's lips are normally coated in a thick, sticky, white liquid due to constant [DATE REDACTED].
Field Notes: SCP-99999 has the ability to physically detect someone's erection from anywhere in a 40m by 40m radios; as proven through Class D test subjects who attempted to "have fun".